WHO IS THE CAPTAIN??????
Avast ye landlubbers, gather 'round and hear the tale of Captain Brian Horning, the swashbuckling mastermind behind Pest Pirates LLC! When he's not busy battling pests and plundering infestations, this daring captain leads a double life as a family man and community leader.
Hailing from the shores of Richland, Captain Brian be a man of many talents and a heart as big as the ocean. With his trusty crew by his side (that's us at Pest Pirates, LLC!), he fearlessly navigates the treacherous waters of pest control, always ready to face any challenge head-on.
When he's not fending off pesky critters, Captain Brian be a devoted family man, sharing his home with a wonderful wife and two young buccaneers in the making. Whether he's coaching soccer, leading cub scouts, or coaching mini-cannons (bb guns), this captain is always willing to lend a hand!
Who are our shipmates (technicians)?
All our skilled crew members be properly trained to safely and effectively spot the troubles that be plaguin' yer ship, home, or business. With a keen eye for detail, they tackle each issue with the utmost care and precision. These hearty souls be focused on the safety and the quality of their work, rather than merely churnin' out tasks like a ship in a hurry. They understand that it be not just about riddin' yer vessel of pests, but doin' so with the highest standards, ensuring yer peace of mind as they sail into battle against unwanted invaders!